Jade Harley

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HERE'S THE LINE UP



JADE HARLEY
THIS IS EVERY SHADE OF WRONG.


THE ROLEPLAYER.
Y'KNOW FROLICKING IN THE LAKE
AND SHIT TOGETHER?!

[/b] PRESTIGE
AGE 16
YEARS ROLEPLAYING 6
OTHER CHARACTERS N/A
CONTACT ME BY PM AIM darling PRESTIGE MSN never use it lolol SKYPE available upon request~
SECRET CODE: AIM FOR THE HEAD.
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THE CHARACTER.
GO. SLEEP BADLY. ANY QUESTIONS,
HESITATE TO CALL.

[/b] Jade Harley
NICKNAMES Harley
AGE Seventeen
OCCUPATION Petty gun dealer, pawning off her vast collection to the eager masses. Hey, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!
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THE LOOKS.
LOOK UP IDIOT IN THE DICTIONARY.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'LL FIND?

[/b] Long, black, unmanageable. A bunch of adjectives that really don't jive well with hair. Usually left long 'n' loose. Easy, breezy. She really doesn't like to mess with it too much. Nature is best left to its own devices.
FACE Bright green eyes framed by cherubic lashes and apple chee - JUST KIDDING. Jade sports round-framed glasses that take up the majority of her face, overshadowing any other feature (and also overshadowing any ghost of a chance to be taken seriously). Jade green eyes peer from beneath rather thick lashes, only noticeable if you look past her heavy frames. Beneath a button-nose lie a set of pink lips, usually curled in an excited smile.
BODY Jade stands at about 5'4", a little on the short side. All in all, she usually doesn't let her height and relatively petite build get in her way - unless, of course, it comes to dealing with heavier machinery. Though Jade is much stronger and more capable than she looks, she sometimes needs to enlist the help of others to get things done.
STYLE Long skirts were once a childhood favorite, but since the virus has taken precedence over fashion, Jade tends to favor form-fitting clothing that allows her to move freely. Things like jean shorts, tapered pants and t-shirts have become staples in her wardrobe. Of course, she still maintains several holdovers from her tweenage years, one of the many being her favorite Squiddle t-shirt.

God, those Squiddles. Too cute.
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THE PERSONALITY.
I INVENTED DICE WHEN I WAS A KID.
WHAT DO YOU DO?

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• GUNS, BUT MOSTLY RIFLES
  
• FIDDLING WITH GADGETS
  
• GARDENING
  
• ANTHROPOMORPHIC ANIMALS, GOSH THEY ARE SO MAJESTIC~
  
• NUCLEAR PHYSICS, BRO
  
• FRIENDSHIP~~
  
• BECQUEREL
  
• GOOD CONVERSATION
  
• SLEEPING
  
• PLAYING BASS

DISLIKES

• RUDENESS
  
• HUNTING ACTUAL GAME
  
• GAME TROPHIES
  
• THOSE STUPID CREEPY MUMMIES, EEK
  
• GUNS SHE HAS TROUBLE LIFTING BECAUSE OF HER SIZE
  
• DEAD SILENCE
  
• FORGETTING IMPORTANT THINGS
  
• HAVING BUCKETS OF COLD WATER DUMPED ON HER HEAD

HOBBIES

• GARDENING
  
• TARGET SHOOTING
  
• PESTERING HER CHUMS

HABITS

• USING COLORED RINGS TO REMIND HER OF CERTAIN THINGS/EVENTS
  
• TYPING USING A GREAT DEAL OF ENTHUSIASM AND EMOTICONS
  
• WHIPPING OUT HER BASS FOR INTENSE SOLOS

FEARS

• DEATH BY ZOMBIE
  
• HAVING TO TAXIDERMY ANOTHER LOVED ONE
  
• THOSE MUMMIES, SHEESH

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PERSONALITY Jade is a quirky girl, filled with a gusto life and nowhere to put it in this dreary setting she's been forced into. Perpetually chipper and optimistic despite the bleak landscape, Jade can easily get on the nerves of... most people. However, it's usually put up with - you're not gonna put down a girl who holds the key to your fire arms, now, are you? Though an accomplished markswoman, Jade would never think of aiming her crosshairs at a living creature unless a thread is imminent. Hunting for sport? Pah. Detestable.

Though animals pose no difficult task to hit with a rifle, she just would hate to see them suffer. After growing up surrounded by big game trophies, she's become rather sympathetic to their plight. Poor fuzzy little guys.

Jade is shocking forgetful, usually due to fits of narcolepsy. She can fall asleep anywhere - in a tree, upside down, riding a pony... you name it, she's fallen asleep on or during it. Most shocking of all is her disturbing habit of having no recollection of ever falling asleep to begin with. In fact, she rarely falls asleep of her own volition. To try and keep track of things, she wears brightly colored rings on all of her fingers to remind her of important things and events. Without her rings, she'd be absolutely helpless.

Though she's seventeen, Jade often behaves childishly and in a rather naive manner. Perhaps it's because she gets so much sleep, but it often seems that Jade is still mentally thirteen - which is rather frightening, consider that she's (more often than not) seen wielding a heavy rifle. She enjoys healthy competition but isn't well versed in the gaming world. Jade much prefers fresh air to the face of a computer screen.

TL;DR
severe narcolepsy, wears funky rings to keep on track,
quirky, peppy, optimistic, disgustingly naive, enjoys pina coladas and getting lost in the rain

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THE FAMILY.
WELL, HE USED TO BEAT ME IN MORSE CODE,
SO ITS POSSIBLE.

[/b] Becquerel, her trusted companion with the ability to warp time and space. Beware the faceless pooch.
PETS DO PUMPKINS COUNT?
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HISTORY Jade was born. Jade's parents died. Jade's grandfather formally adopted her and moved her out to EAST JESUS NOWHERE ISLAND, MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN.

But man, did she love the old cook. He raised her until she was ten, whereupon he died and left her the island. Of course, child services got all wigged out and shipped her off to some strange planet called the Medius. Her foster family was cool, but they kept dumping buckets of water on her when she fell asleep.

Sheesh. Can't a girl get a little shuteye without a freezing cold bucket of water being dumped on her head? Apparently not.

She made out okay, other than the occasional bucket-dumping. Jade attended the local middle school, gradually becoming accustomed to the other humans on the planet and even making a few friends here and there. It wasn't until she was about thirteen that her foster family began to become seriously concerned with her narcolepsy. They tried to put her on all of kinds of meds and sent her to a therapist when she told them about the wonderful dreams she had while she was asleep.

Oh well, you can't please everyone all of the time!

Jade appealed to become an emancipated minor when she was sixteen, but her request was promptly declined by the court because of her severe narcolepsy and extensive collection of expensive rifles. After all, who was going to trust a sixteen year old narcoleptic gun fanatic to look after herself?

So she pressed onwards with life, her foster family finally having given up on medicating her. They allowed her to keep her strange rings, and even lessened the dumpage on her head. Which was nice of them.

It was when Jade got into high-school that she met the broest of bros, Dave and John. The three became fast friends and have kept up on Pesterchum ever since. Even in crazy times like these, a girl's gota have her chums, right?


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THE CREDITS.
THANKS FOR COMING, PLEASE STAY
FOR THE END CREDITS.
SO JAYBIRD OF CAUTION CAME UP WITH THIS ADORABLE APPLICATION. THE QUOTES UNDERNEATH ALL THE TITLES ARE FROM HER FAVORITE MOVIE: KISS KISS BANG BANG. SHE ASKS THAT IF YOU TAKE AND USE THIS APPLICATION, THAT YOU LEAVE THE CREDITS ON AT THE END. SHE'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT A TON.

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